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WHEN A PARISHIONER SAYS THEY LOVED CHRISTOPHER MOORE’S BOOK “LAMB”

everydayimpastoring:

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True story!

Mar 5
undercovernun:

From The Christian Left:

Florida welfare drug testing results for 12 months.
Percent who passed: 98%.Cost to test: $178,000,000Percent who didn’t pass: 2%.Savings to the state from those 2%: $60,000.Total savings: negative $177,940,000.
Winners: drug testing companiesLosers: taxpayers of Florida

In what universe does this make sense?
Clearly, if you want to really Stick It To The Man, the thing to do is to move to Florida, collect welfare, and pee in a cup as often as possible.

So true!

undercovernun:

From The Christian Left:

Florida welfare drug testing results for 12 months.

Percent who passed: 98%.
Cost to test: $178,000,000
Percent who didn’t pass: 2%.
Savings to the state from those 2%: $60,000.
Total savings: negative $177,940,000.

Winners: drug testing companies
Losers: taxpayers of Florida

In what universe does this make sense?

Clearly, if you want to really Stick It To The Man, the thing to do is to move to Florida, collect welfare, and pee in a cup as often as possible.

So true!

“Non-cake wedding cakes”

nastyshitwhitepeopleeat:

http://poptasticbride.com/2011/12/non-cake-wedding-cakes/#.UOdHQzWrgkM

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Cereal “wedding cake”

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Cake pop “wedding cake”

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French macaroons “wedding cake”

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RICE KRISPIE “WEDDING CAKE”

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TWINKIE “WEDDING CAKE”

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JELLO “WEDDING CAKE”

I’m not okay with most of these cakes.  However, the last one would be amazing for a party if it’s jello shots!!!

STFU, Parents: Sex, Love, and TMI

stfuparents:

Last week on Mommyish, I wrote about parents who whisper sweet nothings about their personal lives for all of their Facebook friends to read. It’s a subject that I’ve posted about several times before, but the submissions never cease to make me cringe and/or stock up on contraception….

Too funny!!!

When I found out Beyonce had a miscarriage

whatshouldwecallme:

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So true!

WHEN A NEW YOUNG ADULT SHOWS UP AT MY CHURCH, THE REST OF THE YOUNG ADULTS GO

everydayimpastoring:

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So true!!!

Feb 9

Um, you need more GPOYs on your page :P

Why do you say that?

glaad:

Do you support inclusive Scouting? 
TAKE ACTION: Let the Boy Scouts of America know you support ending the ban on gay scouts and leaders!
http://glaad.org/tellbsa

I concur, and so does my 14 y.o. Boy Scout brother!

glaad:

Do you support inclusive Scouting? 

TAKE ACTION: Let the Boy Scouts of America know you support ending the ban on gay scouts and leaders!

http://glaad.org/tellbsa

I concur, and so does my 14 y.o. Boy Scout brother!

glaad:

Acting legend George Takei has joined the millions of Americans urging the Boy Scouts of America to end the ban on gay scouts and leaders.
The BSA is voting in a matter of days on whether to change this policy. You need to TAKE ACTION NOW: http://glaad.org/tellbsa

Awesome! :D

glaad:

Acting legend George Takei has joined the millions of Americans urging the Boy Scouts of America to end the ban on gay scouts and leaders.

The BSA is voting in a matter of days on whether to change this policy. You need to TAKE ACTION NOW: http://glaad.org/tellbsa

Awesome! :D

wonkistan:

The IRS is on Tumblr. This is not a drill.

Heh.

(Source: irs.gov)